599 Wedding and Marriage Quotes for THE DAY - Plus Tips and Inspirations

599 Wedding Quotes for THE DAY – Plus Tips and Inspirations

You have been looking for the absolute best wedding quotes – and you have found the right place. We did the research and collected the best quotes for marriages, tips for speeches, gifts, you name it.

Isn’t it wonderful to see two lovely people close to our hearts finally getting married? Wedding bells, the bride walking down the aisle, saying “I dos”, exchanging vows, wonderful ceremony. What a beautiful scene to see and be a part of.

But whether you just attending or you’re the groom or the bride, the thought of wedding and marriage makes us all happy. “The day” that all couples look up to.

So if you’re running out of words for a wonderful toast, looking for an inspiring quote to add in your vows, or searching for a beautiful quote to inspire you in your marriage, you’re in luck.

599 Wedding and Marriage Quotes for THE DAY - Plus Tips and InspirationsHere, we give you 599 wedding and marriage quotes for “the day”. We even included an amazing list and tips on your wedding and marriage.

Index  – Jump to your interest:

  1. Congratulatory greetings
  2. Funny marriage and wedding quotes
  3. Love messages to your partner
  4. Wedding planning tips

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Beautiful Wedding quotes

Let’s start these beautiful marriage and wedding quotes with the best part… the congratulations!

1. Congratulatory greetings

Nothing compares to the feeling of being part of someone you love’s wedding. Here are some sweet congratulatory greetings for the lovely couples.

  • May your love be strong and bright. Be filled with light. May all your dreams come true. And wishing all the best things in life for you two! Congratulations!
  • Congratulations on your wedding! You’ve made me believe in true love.
  • May your marriage shine like a star and set an example for others in life. Happy wedding, stay in bliss!
  • May the love between you bring lots of joy. And may that happiness no one can destroy.
  • Finally, two souls become one and two hearts beats as one all the very best for your future. Happy Wedding!
  • May this be a beautiful beginning for a wonderful life! You are a special couple. You complete each other In so many ways. May warm and special memories brighten your day and always.
  • I can’t think of two people who are more deserving of true love, happiness, and a lifetime of both.
  • May the love that the two of you have for each other, strengthen the friendship among you. Have a happy marriage!

May the love that the two of you have for each other, strengthen the friendship among you

  • May your love continue to grow each and every year.
  • Marriage isn’t just a walk in the park, but I know just how strong you can be!
  • I hope the flirting and the giggles never stop. Congratulations my dear friend!
  • Congratulations my beautiful friend! I hope your marriage is full of happiness and good surprises.
  • Today you begin the rest of your lives, together forever as husband and wife.
  • May your Marriage Cup always be brimming, your love light never dimming, as you dine at the table of life.

Finally, two souls become one and two hearts beats as one all the very best for your future

  • There is nothing more inspiring in this world than to watch two people find love in each other. We are all so happy for you. Thank you for sharing this special day with us.
  • Welcome to the world of married life, my sister. As you begin your life together with your new husband, I want you to know that I am here for you if you ever need anything. You are very important to me, and I love you. I wish both of you the best now and in the future.
  • Only love can bound two people together and keep them for numerous years. I wish you both all the best and keep it in the same way, the most heartfelt congratulations!
  • Now is not the time for fear that would come later bother. Rejoice as much as you can. Happy Marriage day!
  • You have always been a good friend and I have no doubt that you will also be a great wife! My best wishes to you and your partner for a happy life together.

You have always been a good friend and I have no doubt that you will also be a great wife

  • You guys are the most beautiful couple I have known, whose love is seen and need not be shown. Congratulations on your wedding, sweetest love birds!
  • This wonderful occasion marks the beginning of your wonderful lives together, I wish you lots of luck and joy. Congratulations on your marriage!
  • Take care of each other since now, you’re the closest people on the planet. Congratulations!
  • Congratulations on proving that fairy takes do exist! Best wishes for the years that lie ahead of you.
  • Marriage is a beautiful time when two souls start to share one heart. Let your love for each other grow with every passing day. Have a happy married life!

Marriage is a beautiful time when two souls start to share one heart.

  • We look at you and we see you together and it just, it fits. Do you know? And you just know it’s gonna last forever.
  • Happiness is watching a childhood friend getting married.
  • Definition of a true friend: Someone who is as excited about your wedding day as you are!
  • I can’t wait to ugly cry at your wedding.
  • You’re a very special couple.
    You make the perfect pair.
    This brings a wish for happiness,
    In the future, you will share.
  • May your future consists of real happiness, love, and companionship. And added to this, the love of friends. This is the spirit of my wedding congratulations to you!
  • Once in a while, we witness a great love story. Yours is one of the greatest and most inspiring I have ever been to. Congratulations and best wishes for a happy life together.

Once in a while, we witness a great love story

  • Congrats on your nuptials! May you continue to forever be each other’s best friends and soulmates. Much joy and blessings to you!
  • As you set off for a new life together, here’s wishing you smiles for every mile you cross together! Have a very happy and contented married life!
  • Many congratulations on tying the knot! May today be the just beginning of a happy life together. I wish you both a prosperous future ahead.
  • Accept my truest wedding wishes to you. It is your day today, and I wish you nothing but pure bliss! Happy Wedding Day!
  • From my heart of hearts, I want to wish you a super day as you finally agree to take a wife. May heaven’s best rest on you today, and always! Happy wedded life!

2. Funny marriage and wedding quotes

We all need a little laugh sometimes. Get a good laugh with these funny marriage and wedding quotes.

Read: funny friend quotes

  • My friends are all getting married. I’m getting drunk.
  • You know she is your best friend when she helps you plan your non-existent wedding.
  • “A good friend just told me that the key to a successful marriage was to argue naked.” – Leann Rimes
  • I’m so excited to go into debt for your wedding.
  • Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
  • Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.

Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life

  • Ask me again how wedding planning is going, I will beat you to death with my guest list.
  • I discovered I’m actually planning two weddings – the one inspired by Pinterest and the one I can actually afford.
  • Being married is like having a best friend who doesn’t remember anything you say.
  • Congrats! You found someone as weird as you!
  • I’m not bossy. I’m the bride.
  • May you always have love in your hearts and beer in your belly.
  • Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases

  • When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. That tells you everything you need to know about marriage.
  • Marriage is basically just whispering, “Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video.”
  • Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.
  • Webster’s dictionary defines wedding as “the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.” – Michael Scott
  • Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
  • Husbands are like wine. They take a long time to mature.
  • Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  • Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
  • Marriage is where one person is always right and the other is the husband.

Marriage is where one person is always right and the other is the husband

  • “For a long and happy marriage, my advice to the groom is to always say, “okay, buy it!”
  • “Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.”
    – Gary Busey
  • Giving men marriage tips is a little like offering Vikings a free booklet titled ‘How not to Pillage’.
  • “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.”
    – Emma Bombeck

Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurrasic Park.

  • I am so romantic sometimes, I think I should marry myself.
  • “Marriage is a give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.”
    – Joey Adams
  • The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
  • My husband thinks I am (just a little bit) crazy. But I am not the one who married me.
  • On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I’ve enjoyed annoying you all this time and how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

Obviously, there is a ton of funny jokes for husbands, wife and marriage overall. Here you can find:

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time

  • “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
    – Prince Philip
  • “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”
    – Agatha Christie
  • “It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.”
    – Rodney Dangerfield
  • “No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.”
    – Benjamin Disraeli
  • “Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.”
    – Samuel Johnson
  • “Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.”
    – Woody Allen
  • The most important four words for a successful marriage: “I’ll do the dishes.”

The most important four words for a successful marriage

  • “By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”
    – Socrates
  • “For a marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.”
    – Catherine Zeta-Jones
  • “Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.”
    – Joyce Brothers
  • “The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.”
    – Ann Bancroft
  • If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.
  • Marriage is 5% love, 5% compromise, and 90% knowing when you’ve already lost an argument and just folding the laundry for once, Ted.
  • Two Golden Rules to a Happy Marriage:
    • 1. The wife is always right.
    • 2. When you feel she is wrong, slap yourself and read rule number 1 again.

Two Golden Rules to a Happy Marriage

  • 1st year of marriage: “I love waking up next to you.”
    10th year of marriage: “Next time you’re snoring keeps me up all night. I’ll smother you with this pillow.”
  • Listening to a wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website. You understand nothing, but still, you say: “I agree.”
  • A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
  • If at first, you don’t succeed… try doing it the way your wife told you.
  • When I said I do, I didn’t mean laundry.
  • Never laugh at your wife’s choices, you are one of them.
  • We just promise to put up with each other’s annoying habits forever.
  • Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up with you, too. So we’re even.
  • Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering

Marriage is a three ring circus

  • Marriage is finding the person who puts up with your shit, admires your weird little ways and still says they love you at the end of the day.
  • A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
  • Wife says to her husband, “You wanna change positions tonight?” He says, “Yeah!”. She says, “Okay, you do the dishes, and I will sit on the couch and fart.”
  • “You know… there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time – husband.”
    – Bill Maher
  • That moment when you have to leave the clothes you just bought in the trunk of the car because your husband is home.
  • Been married 20 years, but I still carry my wife’s picture in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties in life, I take out my wallet and stare at her picture. And it comforts me knowing that… if I survived being married to this psycho, I can survive anything.

Been married 20 years, but I still carry my wife's picture in my wallet

  • Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they won’t eat all of yours.
  • “My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce. Murder, yes, but divorce, never.”
    – Jack Benny
  • “A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”
    – Michael de Montaigne
  • Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
  • Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and visit now and then.
  • Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.
  • ‘”Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
    – Will Ferrell
  • My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper.

My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper

  • “In my house, I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision-maker.”
    – Woody Allen
  • Marriage consists of a person who remembers everything and a person who doesn’t remember anything at all.
  • Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
  • You call it “nagging”. I call it, “Listen to what I fucking said the first time.”
  • A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg. And He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay the 3rd egg when his wife screamed, “James, you’re shitting on the bed.”
  • My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me.
  • Newspaper Ad. For Sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 or best offer!
  • Wife: You told me you’d spend your whole life trying to make me happy. Husband: I didn’t expect to live this long.

You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy

  • Marriage is like a good cardio workout. If it’s never challenging, you’re probably not doing it right.
  • When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.
  • Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?” – Barbara Streisand
  • Marriage is about finding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically.
  • Married Sexting: I’m not wearing any underwear because you didn’t put the fucking laundry in the dryer as I asked you to 100 times.
  • A man yells to his wife: “Pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery.”
    “Oh wonderful!”, she says. “Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?”.
    The husband replies, “I don’t care, just get out!”

I just won the lottery

  • My husband asked me to whisper dirty things in his ear, so I whispered: “Kitchen, bathroom, living room.”
  • Daughter: What is marriage?
    Mom: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.
  • Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.
  • I know you’re a man so you have to do the whole “It’s nothing,” thing… but I really wish you’d share your feelings so I could invalidate them.
  • I love chatting about how much we hate everything.
  • I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.
  • “I think I’m getting sick.” The most dreaded words a wife can hear from her husband.
  • Hi Honey, I’m just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner. Ok, byeee!
  • Husbands are the best people to share a secret with. They’ll never tell anyone because they aren’t even listening.

Husbands are the best people to share a secret with

  • Math made simple. If you have $20 and your wife has $5, she has $25.
  • 90% of being married is just shouting “what” from other rooms.
  • My husband would take a bullet for me but he’d criticize the way I drove him to the hospital afterward.
  • The relationship between husband and wife is very psychological. One is Psycho and the other is logical. Now please don’t try to figure out who is who.
  • I’d never been unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
  • How to please a woman: Love her. Die for her. Take her to dinner. Miss the game for her. Buy her jewelry. Be interested in what she has to say. How to please a man: Show up naked. Bring beer.

How to please a woman

  • “After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6° of marriage.” — Mignon McLaughlin
  • Note: The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
  • Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After ten years you need a club and a spade.
  • “When we got married, I told my wife ‘If you leave me, I’m going with you.’ And she never did.” — James Fineous McBride

3. Love messages to your partner

A few sweet words to lighten up your partner’s mood.

  • In you, I’ve found the love of my life and my closest, truest friend
  • If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live a day without you.
  • We don’t just get to grow old together. We get to grow up together. And that’s the real adventure.
  • Today, I marry my best friend. The one I laugh with, live for, dream with love.
  • “Making memories with you is my favorite thing to do.” – Jordy Daniel
  • I can’t wait to see you walk the aisle with me.
  • He stole my heart so I’m taking his last name.
  • “I love you not only for what you are but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself but for what you are making of me.” – Roy Croft

I love you not only for what you are

  • From this day forward, you shall not walk alone. My heart will be your shelter, and my arms will be your home.
  • I vow to help you love life, to always hold you with tenderness and to have the patience that love demands, to speak when words are needed and to share the silence when they are not, to agree to disagree on red velvet cake and to live within the warmth of your heart and always call it home.
  • From now on you will never be alone; even when we are separated, and even when death itself parts us, I shall remain with you.
  • When I first met you… I knew in a moment I would have to spend the next few days re-arranging my mind so there would be room for her to stay.

When I first met you

  • And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you. – The Chaos of Stars
  • Look, I guarantee there’ll be tough times. I guarantee at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don’t ask you to be mine, I’ll regret it for the rest of my life because I know, in my heart, you’re the one for me.
  • I love you and that’s the beginning and end of everything.
  • Let all my happiness be yours, all your sadness be mine. Let the whole world be yours, only you be mine!
  • “What lies behind us and what lies before we are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • “You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.” – Gone with the Wind
  • You are my life, my inspiration, my strength, and my soulmate. I love you so much!
  • “You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.” – Gone with the Wind

You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how

4. Wedding planning tips

Wedding planning is crazy. And to help you out with all the pressure, let us help you out with these amazing wedding planning tips.

  • Have someone responsible for checking on and fixing up your make up in between the ceremony and pictures.
  • No matter what happens, if at the end of your wedding day you are married to the person you love, then it was a roaring success!
  • Weddings are not about spending the least amount of money or the most amount of money, they are about spending good money on the elements that are most important to you and your partner.
  • Don’t put your marriage on hold while you’re raising your kids or else you’ll end up with an empty nest and an empty marriage.
  • Planning the wedding is a trial run for your future marriage. The things you battle about now are clues to where you’re going to have trouble in the future.

Planning the wedding is a trial run for your future marriage

  • Remember, you’re not getting married to impress a room full of people – you’re getting married to the one you love.
  • Wedding planning – the hazing before marriage.
  • I don’t always stress out about the wedding details. But when I do, it’s always at 1 am when I have to be up at 6 for work.
  • If I cry at my wedding, it’ll be because I’m overjoyed that planning Is finally over.
  • There’s nothing like planning a wedding to make you want to punch every person you’ve ever met in the throat.
  • I’ve discovered I’m actually planning two weddings: the one inspired by Pinterest and the one I can actually afford.
  • Thank you for still wanting to marry me, even though the planning is driving me crazy.

Thank you for still wanting to marry me

  • “To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan and not quite enough time.” – Leonard Bernstein
  • “Plans are nothing. Planning is everything.” – Albert Einstein
  • “Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the ax.” – Abraham Lincoln
  • Make your wedding a celebration that brings you and your partner —and the family and friends who celebrate with you —closer together.
  • Don’t overbook your wedding. Only invite the number of guests you can actually accommodate.
  • Your wedding shouldn’t look like Pinterest.
  • When your fiancé loves a venue and you don’t!
  • One of the first things you and your fiancé need to develop is a meaningful prayer life even before the wedding.
  • Ask your pastor for a copy of the words of your wedding ceremony.
  • So many celebrate the wedding by putting forth months and months of work into planning for and preparing for this sacred event.

So many celebrate the wedding by putting forth months and months of work

Wedding quotes Summary

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